You know the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? The hooker can wash their crack and sell it again

just putting the facts out there 2 educate. personally know a guy who tried pot one time and he was mauled to death by a bear years later

What kind of bird always sticks together? A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com: http://jokels.com/jokes/what-kind-of-bird-always-sticks-together

Chances of me doing anything at work today are about hahahahahahahahahahaha%.

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood? Super Barrio Mothers

I just thought of a great joke!! https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/48lziv/hey_guys_i_invented_a_new_word/

What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? a Neck-tarine –From a great co-worker

We haven’t spent a dime for snake food since I discovered all the free pets on craigslist.

What do you call a turkey with Parkinson’s Disease? Turkey Jerky

This is Eric’s wife. He accidentally left the house without his phone. TELL ME EVERYTHING.