What do you call a group of dogs? a PAW-se

Want to hear a joke about Alzheimer’s?

Today a girl kissed me I wish I could post it in another subreddit Edit: Thanks for gold 😀

When you say ” friends with benefits” I assume you own a medical Marijuana dispensary and or a liquor store

Eating chocolate pudding from a diaper is a good way to get a whole row to yourself at the cinema.

What’s a dank memer’s favorite letter? ‘A’ lmao

Why do vegans give good head? Because they are used to eating nuts

What did the hat say to the tie? You just hang here, Ill go on ahead

Guys, enough with the fat jokes.. Can’t you see I’ve got enough on my plate already

Why is camping so fun? It’s in tents!