I went to the Zoo today but they only had one animal and it was a dog… It was a shit zoo

Did you read the book “Rusty Bedsprings” by I. P. Nightly

Golf Joke: The Cast Away – YouTube http://thesandtrap.com/t/63042/golf-joke-the-cast-away-youtube

Hey cat, how’s about I lick myself for hours then puke where you sleep? Don’t answer that. Why do I even talk to you. Stop looking at me.

They should punish kids who do well in school with more homework to prepare them for what happens to people who are efficient at their jobs.

Why is the new Windows OS called Windows 10 Because 789

Who is the strongest thief? A shoplifter.

A guy is fucking his wife up the ass when the house catches fire. Why does his wife make it outside first? Her shit is packed.

What do you call a frog with seven legs? A seven-legged frog.

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.