What do you call your girlfriend after a tough workout? Sorbet

Nuff said? No seriously, what did Nuff say?

So I hear Robin Gibb died a few days ago. There’s only one BeeGee left now… …I guess he’s Stayin’ Alive…

What does a German snake say?

My smart friend My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

The Nokia 3310 was ahead of its time… Dust proof, water proof, had a nearly infinite battery life, indestructible, AND no audio jack!

What are the symptoms of amnesia? I can’t remember

I like my slaves how I like my coffee. Free.

The guy who stole my diary has died. My thoughts are with his family.

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Bassoon ! Bassoon who ? Bassoon things will be better !