What’s a pedophiles favorite piece of classical music? Symphony in A Minor

Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies.

Q:Whats is fat ugly and gives good head? A:Your mom OOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOooooo

My kid threw five hot dogs in the trash, in callous disregard of the pigs who nobly gave their snouts, hooves and anuses for our dinner.

Case In Court After The Jasleen Kaur Case He argued… She argued… . . . . He shouted… She shouted… . . . . .. and then she cried…… . . . . Result: She won by Duckworth-Lewis method !!

What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt was able to finish a race.

My favorite sexual position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

you know how in movies the women always wake up with hair and makeup already done? I wake up like that but with a top hat&full tuxedo

*brings bucket of fried chicken in meeting* *meeting starts* *I eat each piece, crunching, licking my fingers* *touches all the paper work*

A detective tries to find to where his clothes were stolen It was a brief case.