People who were huge fans of the Backstreet Boys are now in positions of responsibility, making important decisions.

dying to have A guy goes into bar and says to the bartender.” I’m dying to have sex in the worst way. The bartender says ” Well, the worst way I can think of is standing up in a hammock.”

A horse walks into a bar Several people got up and left at the potential danger in the situation.

Did you hear about the little skunk who got lost in the woods? He called home on his smell phone.

People should be able to spell arbitrary however the hell they want to.

Despite evidence to the contrary, I still maintain typing louder and harder will magically make my incorrect password correct.

I asked the guy from 127 Hours for help with my homework. He said, “I would give you a hand, but I’m stumped.” I’ll show myself out.

Hangman was my favorite childhood learning game that promoted hanging someone for a wrong answer.

If your car is too heavy You can always use lighter fuel.

Sundays always bring out my inner senior citizen….