Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy that can hold a cup of coffee in each hand and 6 donuts

My computer crashed and now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what’s happening.

Everyone keeps telling me that the holocaust happened.. But I don’t know if it Israel.

Did you hear about the Louisiana Tech professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours wondering where he’d seen himself before?

What do Spiderman and I have in common? We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

Why don’t Muslims have dirty minds? Because they’re so easily brainwashed.

Apparently, “I had an interview with a better company” is not an acceptable reason for being late for work.

LIFE HACK: A pancake makes a great and edible mouse pad.

What is the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? … I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face. Edit: Whoa, I knew this was a great joke but didnt expect this. Thanks!

Why did the cup fall over? Because it was drunk.