A cook married a hacker, on their first night. there is a cock and a hooker

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? A: Still no ideer

What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her? I’d hit it

Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year

What do Smokey the Bear and Alexander the Great have in common? Their middle name.

If you dropped two noodles on the floor, they would probably resemble my name more than my signature does…

I just ate 2 lbs. of Greek yogurt in one sitting And people say I’m not cultured…

We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.

Music is best when it’s louder than I can think.

What do you call the North Korean dictator? Seouless