My son’s favorite toy is the free blood pressure machine at Walgreens.

The beauty of meditation is it helps instill inner peace in someone that makes it easy to pick his pockets.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots, you racist!

White woman has a baby with a black guy…. And she becomes a single mom.

Are you gonna tattle to HR every time I threaten to burn your baby? Grow up!

A father bull and his son are standing on a hill. Overlooking the cows. The son says “dad lets run down there and fuck a cow!” The father bull says “Son, lets walk down there and fuck em all.”

What do Alexander Skarsgard and Ikea have in common? Swedish meatballs

A wise man once said that life is like a box of chocolates the black ones don’t last very long

Sperm Donor In search of lesbian couple.

What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn’t eat another mortal.