Tom Cruise’s nickname in between the sheets Cruise missile.

Two dogs are going on a walk down the street They walk past a few parking meters and one dog says to the other, “Hey, check it out! Pay toilets!”

Are people in culinary school required to do dessertations?

I have caller ID for the front door. If you don’t call me first, I am NOT answering the door.

If I hack a movie in Guadeloupe… Am i a pirate of the caribbeans ?

Beauty and the Beast is my favorite story that teaches kids that if you’re ugly, hold a girl against her will & she’ll eventually love you.

Just gave all of my money to Charity, she gives a hell of a lap dance.

I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.

How do ducks fly high? They use quack!

What does an LGBT couple do to show affection? embruce