What pokemon does South America have that other continents don’t? Zikachu.

What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ? Mercy !

The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled. “Why so glum Chum?” asked the kindly stranger. “If my parents get divorced…will they still be brother and sister?”

I like my coffee how I like my slaves Free.

Girls are like blackjack. I’m trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 14.

I wouldn’t say it’s easy living with erectile dysfunction. But it’s not hard.

Why can’t you fool the aborted baby? It wasn’t born yesterday.

I always try to hold in my sneezes so I don’t give someone a reason to talk to me

What is it? It has legs, but doesn’t walk, beak, but it doesn’t bite and wings, but it doesn’t fly. What is it? -A dead crow

Girlfriend: Have you ever been with a fat chick? Me: Nope, you’re the first one. Gf: What? Me: What?