Have you seen the new recycling center around here? No? But you’re already in /r/jokes

Why are oranges like bells? You can peel (peal) both of them.

I invented the word “plagiarism”

What do you call two mexican firefighters? Hose A and Hose B.

Opening a Twitter account is like opening a bag of money after you rob a bank. You’re happy until shit explodes in your face.

Why did the snowman have his pants down? Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

Exposure has never been higher, tourism Sierra Leone created ebola… The most effective ‘viral’ marketing campaign of all time.

What did one hash brownie say to the other? We’re so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I’m so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes !

What’s the difference between a procrastinator and a prognosticator? Well, I haven’t come up with the punchline yet, but you can probably see where I’m going with it.