What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato? Well let me tell you…

I made a gun in the style of a social justice warrior It has too many triggers though.

Gee this couple posted so many selfies during their trip. They must’ve had a great time proving us they had a great time.

So, a happy Muslim on an empty stomach enters a gay bar…………. Bartender asks, “What will it be!?” The Muslim replies, “Shots for everyone!”

I have orange skin, a lot of green and dislike mexicans. Who am I? A orange tree.

What’s the difference between a tea bag and England? A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

Mandy was applying for a summer job. ‘How old are you?’ asked the owner of the store. ‘I’m twelve years old Sir’ answered Mandy. ‘And what do you expect to be when you grow up ?’ ‘Twenty one Sir.’

When do you use duct tape on a duck? When he’s quacked.

Looks like my prof is giving black friday deals too 50% off late assignments.