Herbal Doctors, someone should tell them Thyme Doesn’t heal all wounds.

What is west saharan favourite number? Data not avalible.

How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine? He’s the one with a parachute on his back.

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party? TURNIP

I always hated church because of all the standing, kneeling and sitting… I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me.

Why are black people fast runners? They have 3 long strong legs.

What does Snoop Dogg eat? Beets by Dre.

I commonly known for arguing over what gives an object weight Some people say I’m a mass debater

You know, a cemetery isn’t such a bad place. People are just dying to get in there

I hate self-promotional people. They’re so into themselves they probably don’t even realize I have a new album available on iTunes now