Happy Mothers Day We love all you mothers.

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.

Getting laughs on Facebook is like going down to the elementary school and dunking on the six foot goals.

YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE ON NITROUS OXIDE …. NO :-p

“OPEN UP, THIS IS THE POLICE!” haha, no way losers. I’ve got things to do. *cop whispering* “what do we do? this guy is owning us hard!”

I hate the French They give me the Crepes

If you were to second guess your decision to stay at a hotel on a native american reserve… ….that would be a reservation reservation reservation -credit to Brian Regan

What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decaffeinated.

Donald trump wins presidency

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped? He juiced…