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I wrote a short poem Roses are red and I am feeling blue because there is one less gorilla in the Cincinnati zoo

A dad and his son are getting competitive while playing Smash Bros. The dad says: “I fucked your mom!” To which the son replies instantly: “Yeah, well I’ve been deeper inside her than you’ll ever be!”

Chuck Norris can’t fly… But he does it anyway.

Where do cheeses go to the bathroom? In a Parma-John.

TIFU by trying to catch fog I mist

A man is drunk outside a bar Suddenly he starts beating up a nun walking by. Two bystanders pull him off the battered nun and the drunk yells “you ain’t so tuff now are you batman!”

I wanted to tell you that wherever I am, whatever happens, I’ll always think of you, and the time we spent together, as my happiest time. I’d do it all over again, if I had the choice. No regrets.

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated? Try or try not, there is no do.

Whats an Italians favourite part of football? Half time, they get to switch sides again