Guys, share your most ridiculous ideas Successful women

You’re driving a car. It isn’t a telephone booth, a beauty parlor or a restaurant.

“The past tense of LOL is not LOL’d, it’s L’dOL.” – How I like to end a date with 18-25 year old girls.

The perfect woman is 3 feet 4 inches tall with a square head … So you can rest a can of beer on her head while she blows you.

I have an oven with a ‘stop time’ button. It’s probably meant to be ‘stop timer’ but I don’t touch it, just in case.

Three decades of playing Tetris have apparently not improved our nation’s ability to stow overhead luggage.

Hide and Seek Started a game of hide and seek with my dad 20 years ago. He’s the best, where you at Dad?

What my father said to my prospective college roommate the first time they met… Do you know how to tell if you roommate is gay?? His cock tastes like shit!!

Starbucks Employees at Starbucks hate me…probably because I never buy anything when I go there just to take a dump.

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? He walked. J.K………………. Rowling