How did Jesus feel after the Romans killed him? He felt pretty cross.

I’m terrified That I might be a hypochondriac

I like my women the way I like my coffee. I don’t like coffee

Best joke in soccer right now. Mexico’s national team.

They were called Jumpolines until your Mom got on one.

Whats Big, Black, Hard and full of semen? A submarine

The bad zoo A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the zoo is a dog. It’s a shizhu

The only problem with kissing a perfect 10… …is how cold the mirror feels against your lips.

[trying to stick a dollar in a vending machine] vending machine: i have a boyfriend

The junkie tried but couldn’t quit All of his efforts were in vein