What do you call a electric Volkswagen? A **Volts**wagon

Really the only advantage of a rainy day is that it is illegal to exercise.

What do you get if you squash a house? A flat.

What do gay horses eat? Dick

Donald Trump and the 2016 Presidential Election I would make a political joke about it but then it would get elected.

What do you call a teacher who’s always late? Mr. Buss

Five reasons not to use an electric toilet Number two will shock you

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically? Tsar-Chasm

How big are pedophiles shoes? A footlong.

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.