Hi, I’m a German and I’m getting really offended by these Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He was stabbed by a Jewish crip he was trying to rape

My wife asked me what her favorite type of flower was. Apparently “All-Purpose” wasn’t the correct answer.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing? It’s hard to find them in the snow.

There are so many obnoxious people in the world, but do you know who really drives me to drink? Designated Drivers.

I don’t tweet about my boss because I don’t wanna be a suspect when he disappears.

I saw a sign that said, watch for children. I thought to myself… Thats a fair trade. – Demetri Martin.

What did one ox say to another ox? A yoke.

What did Hitler name his network switch to? Auswitch

Your heart cannot be an American Hero Because I am going to capture it

What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles? (SFW) Half nuts!