The Ghetto Finger Family Song Daddy finger, daddy finger, where are you? … … …Daddy?

What do you call a pre-maturely born Chinese boy? Sudden Lee

Apparently, the sonogram machine is to see unborn babies in the womb I thought it was for making you age 10 years. Instantly

My favorite genre of rap is bragging about all the murders you committed then complaining the cops pull you over for no reason.

“Is this the burn ward?” “Yes can I help you?” “You need to admit my mom, I told her that her casserole was ass-erole.” “Stop calling here.”

Went camping last weekend.. Yeah it was intents

Just found out today that the barber of my neighborhood got arrested for selling drugs. I’m shocked! I was his customer for years and didn’t know he cut hair!

Do Rabbis get paid for performing circumcisions? Nope, they just keep the tips.

There was once man….. That was really strong. He also loved drinking punch. That was the reason he went to parties. His name? Juan. Juan Punch Man. Edit: he’s Mexican

Why is Santa so jolly? …Because he knows where all the bad girls live!