A bank is a place that will lend you money…. if you can prove that you don’t need it.

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive.. They would eventually find me attractive

Why did the Seahawks pass the ball? To get to the other side!

Which of the Three R’s does this subreddit like to do the most? Reuse.

Knock knock!!!1!1 Who’s there? U fuk U fuk who? Ur mum

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him? ”Hey! I’m Joaquin here!”

If my mom had just faked having a headache I wouldn’t be writing this bullshit on the internet right now

Why do the poles shift? to find better jobs

I just watched a 15 year old girl who was busy texting walk into a light post and I am no longer an atheist.

Did you hear about the man with the five penises? His Condoms fit like a glove.