Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! Well don’t have a shower because you might be dry clean only.

Whats black and white and eats like a horse? A Zebra

What do you call four condoms who play music together? A rubber band.

Turn your phone upside down to read the following message. sapnu puas

In a recent survey on why men like BlowJobs 6% like the feeling, 12% like the thrill and… …82% just like the silence.

That awesome feeling when you walk in the beat of the song you’re listening to.

What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot? Gutterfingers!

My ex got me arrested cause I used to sit outside her house all day. She thought I was stalking her but i wasn’t, i just had her WiFi code.

My ex-wife is like a tornado First she blows, then she sucks, then she took my house and dog.

Hugh Jackman and Kevin Spacey are sitting at a dinner party…. Hugh Jackman says, “Hey, Kevin, can you pass the salt?” Kevin Spacey replies, “No soap, radio!”