Knock knock. Who’s there? Nunya. Nunya who? How many Nunyas do you know?

Did you hear about that new liberal episcopal church? It has six commandments and four suggestions

What kind of martial arts do birds practice? Wing Chun

What’s the name of the strongest duck out there? PSYtama.

Why did the skeleton not go to his prom? he had noBODY to go with.

How do you circumcise a whale? Fore-skin divers!

[chameleon conference] Boss: Is… everyone here? *crickets* Boss: I know Keith is. He brought the yummy crickets. Thx Keith: You’re welcome

Why did the blind blonde cross the road because she was following her seeing eye chicken

Act now to enjoy a false sense of urgency!

If I was a girl named Isis, I’d be pissed that half the people decided to change my name to Isil.