A BLONDE’S BRAIN Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? A: Pregnant.

What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike? A Piecycle.

How does a Chinese man start a religious video? Press pray.

Real Money Once a Boss said to his subordinate: “You have always wanted a bonus so I will give you $1,000,000i^2.” The Subordinate: “Sir I can this amount only on the Argand Plane.”

My mom got remarried to a man with a son, and he just crapped in our bathroom. So now I have a step-father, a step-brother, and a step-stool!

Scrabble was invented by Nazi’s to piss off kids with dyslexia. The word “dyslexia” was invented by Nazi’s to piss off kids wigh dyslexia.

How strange… Last night my flatmate only popped out for milk wearing no make up and instead came back with 4 packets of Haribo, 4 fun size Snickers and a ‘Best Costume’ trophy.

What does a nosy chili pepper do? Gets jalapeno business

I want to tell you a scoliosis joke but it’s completely out of line.

Do you know of anyone that has had sex while camping? I was told it’s really intents.