What do racists say during sex? “Hard R! HARD R!”

Have you heard the latest joke about physicists? It collapsed into a black hole.

What do you call it when Feminists own an independent sovereign state? A CUNTry. Yes, I’m terrible.

I’m not a Facebook status, you don’t have to like me.

Hey Prius owners your entire car is a bumper sticker

What are the two fastest things in the world? Second fastest: your butthole snapping shut. Fastest: That little drop of water…

Did You Hear About The Orgy In The Forest? People came in groves.

Hans Zimmer was inspired by one composer in particular when writing the Inception soundtrack… Brahms

They say there’s safety in numbers. Tell that to six million Jews…

I got a job installing elevators It’s some next level shit