A cleaning service of men who think a hot girl is coming over in 20 minutes.

What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets Women

An arranged marriage is just another way of saying that your parents helped you get laid.

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have? Lo mein.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don’t be silly, feminists can’t change anything.

If you ever get attacked by a bear, throw your shark at it. Also, get a shark.

What do you call a pastry with an English degree? A synonym roll

I hate when The Little Mermaid is all “who cares no big deal I want more!” Like, you already have 20 thingamabobs you aquatic scumbag relax

What do you call a real old korean? Jurassic Park

A lot of people cry when chopping onions, but the trick.. ..is to not get emotionally attached.