What’s the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner? The placement of the dirt bag.

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Nice job Instagramming your plane ticket with enough personal information to take out a mortgage in your name.

#rubbishjokes Noah’s diary – 39th day: “The dragon pie was really scrumptious.”

I’ve been nominated for person most likely to not be nominated for anything.

Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a “beef?”

Trying to motivate myself to go for a run, but it’s windy outside. And outside.

How do you catch a rabbit? Sit in a field and make carrot noises.

Q: What mythological monster casts no reflection? A: All of them.

Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.