This ad says: “3 out of 5 smokers die” Apparently the other 2 become immortal.

When people ask me why I got into drumming I always tell them it’s because really enjoy beating off in front of crowds

What do boxes breathe? Boxygen

MISSING: Black and white cat with red collar. Very, very intelligent. Mittens, if you’re reading this, please come home…….

Nerdiest joke I know. I’d tell you a joke about UDP packets, but I’m not sure you’d get it.

In Soviet Russia … the Government owns the Corporations.

A National Treasure where Nicholas Cage has to find the model number on a 15 year old dishwasher.

Having a sexual fetish for shirts is wrong… The bible says “Adam and Eve”, not “penis in the sleeve”!

Did you hear about the joke about the 3 wells? Well Well Well

What’s the difference between an Elephant and a post box? Well, if you don’t know I’m definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.