You could say I’m a Whiz Kid. I’m really smart. And I’ll drink your piss

What is the ultimate definition of trust? Two cannibals going down on each other

How do you define a farmer? Someone that’s outstanding in their field.

A man goes to the doctors for a physical. The doctor says “you have to stop masturbating” The man replies “why?” The doctor responds “because I’m trying to give you a physical”

I started writting an autobiography but I gave up… Story of my life.

Why was Fibonacci afraid of 5? …because 5 8 13!

Don’t even try to laugh. What did the sensitive vagina say to the penis that was critical of everything? Stop Cliticizing me!

Why are most weather forecasters men? Because when they promise a foot, you know you’re only getting three inches.

Best Boss to Employee Convo Boss: Have you typed the paper I needed yet? Employee: I’m sorry, I don’t know how to type paper. Boss: I’ll help you, but the paper might be pink.

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists? It promotes equality.