Senior Year? More like sleep and beer.

I hurt my shoulder and doctor told me i shouldn’t lift anything heavy. So i’m forced to sit down when i pee.

What’s the funniest number ever? l0l

How do you get gum out of hair? cancer -I’m sorry-

Saturn Undefeated Solar system Hula Hoop champ!

don’t regret doing things, regret getting caught

I’m pretty sure today is one of my family members birthday….. I should probably “unblock” them and check.

I think that reddit’s lockdown was an entirely democratic process… achieved completely by popular voat

DRAGON: get AWAY from me ME: let me pet ur scales pls DRAGON: I don’t even KNOW u ME: breathe fire on me DRAGON: *is creeped out*

Did you hear? Chuck Norris moved to Endor He became an Ewok’er Texas ranger.