Nothing like sitting on a chair at your kid’s school to inspire you to never eat cookies again.

Late term abortion now offered in Florida Free with stay to any Orlando resort

Noah’s Ark was so unrealistic. Have you ever tried to pen up velociraptors? Did the guy who wrote the Bible even watch Jurassic Park first?

Is there an app that makes the flatline noise? Bet I could freak out some nurses.

I just went to the Air & Space museum. Boy do I feel ripped off. It was just an empty room.

You know your a redneck when…… _______________ (Fill in the blank)

What’s 6.9? A good thing screwed up by a period

Great wine is like great jazz… It confuses me and I’m pretty sure it’s all the same. EDIT: Front page? Hot damn! Now what do I do with my life?

Will anyone on Facebook ever have the guts to let everyone else know they married their “best friend”?

I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out.