Why was the ukelele teacher put in jail? Becuase he was caught fingering A minor.

Why are art contests so disappointing? They always end in a draw

Why did the kid eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake. -My 6 year old Nephew

I THINK [boyfriend goes by] YOU’RE TOO [boyfriend goes by] YOUNG FOR ME [boyfriend goes by] -me breaking up w/ my boyfriend at the carousel

Why did the english student get an F? His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

Stole my neighbors family portrait & got it tattooed on my back. Now I’m standing in their living room facing the wall 2 see if they notice.

Two wolves are chasing a Golden Retriever through the forest. After an hour, the first wolf says to the second wolf, “Ain’t this a bitch?” To which the second wolf responds, “It had better be”.

The biggest Myth is to solve problems of MATH

Today I sent out a text saying, “Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?” 12 people called me…I need damn smarter friends.

I got the book “Front Page of the Internet for Dummies” from a friend… But I need to take it back, because I already reddit.