What is the interior temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm

My mate keeps having sex with Nuns. I did warn him not to get in the habit.

I should have used more oils to get this off easier.. I’m trying to jerk it off but it won’t come. Honey, dinner is stuck to the pan.

How do you burn an Irishman ear? Ring him while he’s ironing…

Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the prom? Because he was fat and ugly and no one liked him

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Census ! Census who ? Census presents for Christmas !

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away? Because he mist it.

How to make a gay fuck a women [NSFW] Shit in her cunt…

Why can’t the bicycle stand on its own? Because it’s two-tired

My niece told me this joke and I thought it was great! Knock knock! -Who’s there? -The interrupting Cow -The interr….. -MOOOOO!