What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top? A bro-tato

Chuck Norris strikes fear into zombies.

If breaking a mirror is 7 years bad luck then breaking a condom is 18, right?

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he’s been down? He keeps a log

One liners are great. Two liners are better.

Why is Light Beer like sex in a canoe? It’s fucking close to water

What would Chrysler’s version of the Ford Focus be called? Chrysler Concentrate

Sometimes I want to make a joke about short people But I don’t want to stoop to their level.

Drug Problems I’ve definitely got a drug problem……………………. Seem to have run out

whats a similarity between colorado and saudi arabia? It’s legal to get stoned