Where do fish deposit their money? River banks

A fun prank is to search “buy antique dolls” on someone’s computer because then all their Facebook targeted ads are creepy dolls forever

Damn gurrrl, is that chocolate on your face? *licks face* Damn gurrrl, that is not chocolate on your face.

I live in my parent’s basement so I had to dig a deeper basement for my kids to live in. In 20 generations we will reach the Earth’s core.

A pick-up line for a lovely lady Hey babe, are you a fart? -cause you just blew me away.

If I say “Someone else’s God”, Then say “Dammit” Is it still a sin ?

What do you call a woman with multiple personality disorder? Polly

What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. This joke is great for determining someones sense of humor.

How do you say “fuck” in Chinese? Buck

What’s the difference between jelly and jam? …I can’t jelly my dick up your ass (courtesy of my younger brother, lol)