I lost my job. I couldn’t work for that man after what he said to me Why? What did he say? “you’re fired”

Did you see the joke written on recycled paper? It was tearable

I hate all these posts They’re so last year

What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common? Neither can finish a play.

What does the zero say to the eight? I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it’s elementary, but I still love it.

Your favorite Anti joke… go for those who don’t know [anti joke Definition](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Anti-Joke)

Why don’t black people dream? Because the last black person who had a dream got shot.

What do you call a drug dealing church? Crystal Methodists

I was doing some DIY the other day and took out my step ladder… I don’t get on with my real ladder.

What happens when you provoke an angry redhead? Ginger snaps.