I have electrified a clickbait journalist’s toilet. Number 2 will shock them.

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Bashful ! Bashful who ? I can’t tell you I’m so embarrassed !

Where does an Afghan boy go during a drone strike? Everywhere.

How can you tell if your girlfriend is getting fat? When She fits in your wife’s clothes.

if it’s not a failure it sucks ass

Unfaithful Russian men come home to find all their stuff in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box on the sidewalk.

Cuban Joke One Cuban young woman complains to another. “He lied to me! He told me that he was a luggage handler! It turns out, he’s nothing but a neurosurgeon!”

I can’t remember my Password i can remember my Password being “Mypenis” but it keeps telling me that my password is too short 🙁

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? There’s no point.

Why did the motorcycle fall asleep? It was two-tired.