What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !

Where does Santa get presents for bad kids? Kohl’s.

The best trick to ordering pizza is asking them not to cut it. By law, they can only charge you for one slice.

The Spanish Soccer team are have picked up two Euros in the last 4 years… … that’s two more than their banks.

Hey whatcha eating? “A pluot” Wtf is a pluot? “A cross between a plum & an apricot” That’s really stupid. *rides off on a liger*

I am going bananas. That’s what I say to my bananas before I leave in the morning.

Why couldn’t the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.

A blonde joke

How do you call a USB stick in Russia? A put-in

What do you call a man in a hole? Phil.