How do you tell if someone is ticklish? Testicles.

Why was Hitler a pussy? Because he had nein lives!

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much? They [interrobang!](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

If I’ve given you a card at your birthday party, know I bought it a half-hour ago and signed it on the dashboard of my car 5 minutes ago.

Honestly if I had a brain I’d… probably not admit to being stupid publicly for a start.

So a husband asked his wife if it was possible to feel happy and sad at the same time….. She responded that he had the biggest dick out of his brothers.

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle? Groanhenge

How does ISIS cool down in the summer time? In a blow up pool

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A-flat minor

Jokes about German people… Are the wurst!