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I started a website for female drivers… but the damn thing kept crashing =D.

What’s the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child? Eric Clapton wouldn’t let the bag of cocaine fall out of a window

People are mad at Mayweather but I think he was just confused. He thought he was supposed to hug his opponent and hit his wife.

There are 10 types of people… There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary, and those who don’t .

Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well brought girl never crumbles her bread or rolls in her soup.

My friend just ordered a kale and quinoa salad and a side of eggplant fries and now I’m blinded by whiteness.

What do you call a retarded Flo Rida? Slo Rida

Today is Friday the 13th. Try not to be a teenage girl in her underwear at night at a deserted summer camp today.

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