How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild? They both give you tightness in the pants. I’ll see myself out…

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people? Dad.

What do snakes take to combat their allergies? Anti-hissss-tamines!

Everyone ready for the election? I’m still looking for the right bridge, any suggestions?

Stop editing your pics. What if you go missing? How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

God has no Phone, but I talk to him. He has no Facebook, but he is still my friend. He does not have a Twitter, but I still follow him.

Why is Islam so unethical towards its employees Ironically, it’s all about prophets

What’s going to be thinner than the IPhone 8? Apples ideas.

I was gonna go to the gym today… … But it didn’t work out.

Puberty doesn’t hit us Asians Our parents do.