How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb? It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!

I’m hungry A boy walks up to his dad. “Dad I’m hungry.” “Hi hungry!” “Dad I’m serious.” “I’m sorry serious, I thought you were hungry.” The boy then dies of hunger.

[hails Satan] [Satan pulls up in his cab]

Any one remembers ‘The Game’ ? Now I’ll fly away.

“YOLO” giggled the 53rd incarnation of Buddha

A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: “Show me if what they say about black men is true”. He grabs her purse and runs

Two Muffins Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin says to the second, “Is it getting hot in here?” The second muffin says “AAAAHHHH!!!! A talking muffin!!!”

They should make a movie of how WW4 almost started The sum of all spears

What happens when you piss off a blind mobster Your neighbor gets a horse ass in their bed.

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman’s fight against criminals? The Dark Knightrogen