A Horse Walks Into A Bar And the bartender says “Why the long face?” The horse replies, “My alcoholism is destroying my family”

My friend and I tried to start an erectile dysfunction club… …but it flopped and nobody came.

Give a man fire and he’ll be warm for a day… Light a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

I have a hotmail email account. But don’t worry, I use it ironically.

Why couldn’t the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains? *because it was pay-per view.* “paper view”

What’s the difference between you and a calendar? A calendar has dates…

Two mods walk into a bar… [deleted]

Always Pay Attention! After my Prostate Exam, the Doctor left. Then the Nurse came in. As she shut the door, she whispered the three words that no man wants to hear: “Who was that?”

Do you know why I hate drinking with blind people? They can’t handle their booze and always black-out.

A wife asks her newfie husband to stop by the grocery store on the way home… She tells him, “pick up a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, get a dozen” He comes home later with 12 loaves of bread