What do you call a subreddit that sanctions free speech? [deleted]

How many bears would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears? None. He’d eat them raw!

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there is lots of school spirit!

Some people say America is obese, but I blame our flag. Everyone knows that horizontal stripes make you look fatter.

What’s the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on? Your credit card.

I bought shoes from a drug dealer I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day

What can be found in a cannibal’s shower? head & shoulders

What car insurance do Canadians have? Triple ‘eh’

How do you know if a chef is also a mathematician.. …the proof is in the pudding…

___________________________________ With all the bad jokes going around, I had to draw the line somewhere.