My first time having sex… was like my first time riding a bike, with my dad holding me from behind

Do brothels do tight arse Tuesday? And is it cheaper or more expensive?

Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in the way that they are looking forward to it.

Not saying it’s wet out there but the animals are lining up two by two.

How do you know when it’s raining cats and dogs… you step in a poodle

In the city of Chicago There are 3 streets that rhyme with vagina. Paulina, Malvina and Lunt.

I was late so I shoved a whole taco into my mouth. It was a sight to behold based on the facial expression of the lady in the adjacent car.

They say ‘No news is good news,’ but I think it just means I have a lazy paperboy.

Why was hans crying at dinner? Because the meat was Chewy.

How do mussels reproduce? They shuck eachother.