Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China? They need clean air.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over the hill? “Here come the elephants up over the hill!”

Argentina is surprisingly cold. In fact it’s bordering on Chile.

Priest, pedophile and rapist enters a bar… Then he sits down and orders a drink.

Ronda Rousey is the only MMA fighter I can’t fap to. She’s the only one that finishes before I do.

What’s a fish’s favourite band? Stickelback!

Which part of the cabbage don’t you eat? The wheelchair.

Its so hard to know where you’re at when your boss is a powerlifter…. They just keep raising and lowering the bar

90% of parenting older kids is making sure they’re not in the same room when they have to do homework.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. The hard part is getting them into the light bulb.