Our website should have more colour more games more sound! Look what more do you want? Blood?

Obama is the first president to visit a federal prison. Hes also the first black man to be let OUT of a federal prison

[praying in church] Please God let church end early

Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ? Pupil: I get up early !

The police were easily able to identify Will Smith as the killer. He left fresh prints.

Some old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance. Turns out pushing the old bitch to the ground was a bad idea.

There is a special place for people who leave long voicemails, but until the ground thaws, they stay in the freezer.

What do you call a Trump-supporting midget having a seizure? A Foul Munchkin Malfunction

What did one atom say to the other? “I lost an electron…” The other atom asks “Are you sure?” First atom replies, “I’m positive!”

Where do Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder go in the summer? To concentration camp.