Welcome to our swimming ool ! Notice there is no P in it.

There’s been a surge in public sex lately. These people are fucking everywhere.

What did one ape say to the the other ape? “What did one ape say to the other ape. “

I always keep at least 6 wigs in my trunk for trips to the grocery store so I can keep going back for samples

Medication for depression “may cause thoughts of suicide”. If this were so for all meds then: Diet Pills..may cause ravenous hunger

“Room service? Send up a larger room.”

TIFU: I posted my FU in /r/jokes

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You wouldn’t know, it’s kind of an obscure number. Edit: I get it, this joke is just too far-fetched for you mainstreamers to understand.

Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river? Tequila

My 5-year-old refused to eat her dinner because Netflix was running slow. At least she picked a worthy cause for her hunger strike.