The first self driving commercial cars license plate should be… ‘AFKBRB’

What do you milk you can’t see? Pasteurized milk.

How do you say hi Hello

Whats the worst animal to play cards with? A Cheetah.

What do you get when you blow up a police station? Bacon bits I came up with this joke 15 years ago when I was a dumbass teen.. maybe in poor taste with everything going on but thought I’d share.

[Poor Taste] What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

I love the word frequently… I try to use it as often as possible.

Q: If two people had a race and one had sand in his shoe but the other did not, who would win? A: The one with sand in his shoe — if it was quicksand.

There are 2 types of college majors… A B. S. major and a BS major

What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii? Oahu Akbar!